Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone, calm down, we don't even live there
(We live HERE)
Omg, it's a earthquake
Check your butt for butthole ADIS

Haiti need some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spear ten bucks come on give it to 'em
Couse they had a bad eartchquake
Need som band-aids and coarnflakes

Couse they been wasting the last fivehundred years
In their underwear playing in the sand
(With no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like no
Now a erathquake take took their ass out
(So sad)

We gave them a little bit food
and kidnapped a quarter million kids
Y'all come with us, don't be scared, it's cool
You won't never see your parents again
(They're dead)

You know, now I'm thinking while we over there
We should lay down a couple states
Yessir, y'all just wait 'till I'm president
I'm gonne run shit a whole new way, yeah

Germens, they're lesbians and have AIDS
Listen up everyone, I ain't playin' witchu
Are we done fighting Germany?
Ar we done whit Germany?

No, Germans seem to really like starting shit
But it's cool, couse it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick france's ass"
Yes you did, but who did not?

Okey, Germens startet up world war one
Then they was like, whoops my bad
We said it's okay than a couple years later
they started a world war again

They killed like a million Jews
and then they killed another five millions
I think we should take them all to school
and just blow thay ass up right now, fuck y'all

"Nien, please don't blow us up"
Get fucked
"But it was only a game"
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore"
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again, yeah

Spanish poeple sound like they should be brown
but you go to Spain and everyone is white
We should make them change their name
or we could send them Mexicans, yeah

Norway doesn't really do anything
we can't really trust them, I don't think
Scottish people talk funny
Irish people swing from trees

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities
and because thay all speak French we gonna also bomb Quebec
(Wee wee)

And if Korean boy wanna mess with me
then I'm a nuke his ass and say "ninja please"
And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east
They just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses

I'm gonna bomb everyone
who's name ends with "istan"
(because they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China
cause they eat little dogs

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone, calm down, we don't even live there
(We live HERE)
Omg, it's a earthquake
Check your butt for butthole ADIS

Haiti need some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spear ten bucks come on give it to 'em
Couse they had a bad eartchquake

Haha, ursäkta - men den är kul
Rucka Rucka Ali är skaparen!